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PostAug 01, 2007#1

I haven't been to Strassenfest for 15 years, maybe 20. Since I now live downtown, I thought I might wander over this weekend.



After looking at the website, I think I'll pass.



/rant



OK, this is supposed to be a German festival. So why do they have three, count them three, stages of dreadful rock cover bands (Smashband), ghastly oldies bands (Butch Wax and The Hollywoods), irrelevant hillbilly bands (Cumberland something or another), and only one, yes one, stage of German music, shoved over in the corner.



And could someone please tell me what the hell funnel cakes, turkey legs, bloomin' onions, sno-cones and bbq ribs have to do with German food? Because right there on the home page it promises "traditional German music and food". What??



Oh, and even better, there's a washers tournament!! Yippee! But I can't enter, since I don't have a mullett or wife beater shirt.



What is this, Strassenfest or Hoosierfest??



I'll check back in another 20 years to see if it is worth going then. In the mean time, I'll make plans to attend a real German festival in Milwaukee next summer. Now everyone knows why I don't own any shirts that say "St. Louis" on them. How embarassing.



/rant over

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PostAug 01, 2007#2

I hesitate to mention it so please help keep the profile low -- the Soulard Ocktoberfest is a great little neighborhood festival that gets better each year. I'm sure some of the smaller villages surrounding the area have good German festivals too.

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PostAug 01, 2007#3

Matt wrote:I hesitate to mention it so please help keep the profile low -- the Soulard Ocktoberfest is a great little neighborhood festival that gets better each year. I'm sure some of the smaller villages surrounding the area have good German festivals too.


I'll make it a point to drop by. And I won't tell anyone. :)



Yes, I suspect Waterloo and Milstadt and places like that do. Strassenfest started out in Columbia IL, but many years ago moved to St Louis and got "hoosierfied". They need to go back to their roots.

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PostAug 01, 2007#4

Are most hoosiers of German descent?

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PostAug 01, 2007#5

All the Hoosiers I grew up with were Polacks. A smattering of Hunkies, too, but they all worked in the Study plant. (Then again, I'm a "real" Hoosier.)

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PostAug 01, 2007#6

It might be hoosiery but I think I may stop by friday night. I have a sleeveless Lynard Skynard shirt which should fit in nicely.

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PostAug 01, 2007#7

It's still fun though if you can take it for what it is. I've had a great time there the past couple of years. There's nothing European about it, but it certainly is a celebration of contemporary German-Midwestern-Americanism however distorted it may seem.



C'mon it's in short company as street festival downtown that brings out families and drinking buddies until well after dark.



Last year I went with a friend from Germany who also had fun despite his recognition that it's not how they do it in Germany. He ended up talking at length to a vendor who had left Germany 50 years ago.



I say check it out.

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PostAug 01, 2007#8

Nora wrote:It's still fun though if you can take it for what it is. I've had a great time there the past couple of years. There's nothing European about it, but it certainly is a celebration of contemporary German-Midwestern-Americanism however distorted it may seem.



C'mon it's in short company as street festival downtown that brings out families and drinking buddies until well after dark.



Last year I went with a friend from Germany who also had fun despite his recognition that it's not how they do it in Germany. He ended up talking at length to a vendor who had left Germany 50 years ago.



I say check it out.


I'll pass. For the same reason I don't go to the VP Fair either.

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PostAug 01, 2007#9

Nora wrote:It's still fun though if you can take it for what it is. I've had a great time there the past couple of years. There's nothing European about it, but it certainly is a celebration of contemporary German-Midwestern-Americanism however distorted it may seem.



C'mon it's in short company as street festival downtown that brings out families and drinking buddies until well after dark.



Last year I went with a friend from Germany who also had fun despite his recognition that it's not how they do it in Germany. He ended up talking at length to a vendor who had left Germany 50 years ago.



I say check it out.


I agree with CS this thing has become a joke, a few years ago there was at least more authentic German stuff, hell even had Brave Combo come in to appeal to a younger crowd.



Now it seems as they are catering to the “Boomer Harley” crowd, which seem to dominate almost all summertime festivals, I will take a real polka any day. Make it German and leave the crappy classic rock and barf carnival food to what ever day the hoosiers like to celebrate, like NASCAR independence day, or Thanksgiving-for-my-trailer-day or whatever.



Soulard Oktoberfest on the other hand is pretty well done


DeBaliviere wrote:Are most hoosiers of German descent?


Probably not



Actually the Germans came here straight from Europe, kept Missouri in the Union, fought against slavery, established the St. Louis Symphony orchestra, gave us the a lot of the architecture that we still value today, established the Turnvereins and the network of armature athletic associates, built Concordia and Eden seminaries, built breweries and wineries and tried to establish all that was good with German society in the new world.



All of this can not be celebrated with a funel cake and Butch freaking Wax



In short the hoosier as we know him is a lost soul, yearning for the freedom and independence of self-sustained rural life, yet hemmed in to modern urban (or semi-urban) environment that frightens and confuses him forcing him to consume great deals of cheap beer, procreate often without understanding the consequences of those actions, yearn for the South in misguided search for individualism and identity, and listen to crappy classic rock and country. all of this in a vain attempt to free his very essence of being from the shackles of society that we impose on him, like decent haircuts and resisting the urge to remove ones shirt after beer 6 at the ballpark.



So you see its not him, its us. Embrace your inner hoosier. Drop the F bomb in a crowd of children, put a southern cross bumper sticker on your car, loose your job and blame it all on the gov’ment.



All-right now everyone "Sweet home Alabama….”



Well anyway that’s my dissertation, no really that was my dissertation, amazing what you can do for a masters these days

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PostAug 01, 2007#10

Nothing is ever good enough for CS.

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PostAug 01, 2007#11

There's nothing German about this festival. I say just change the name to something nondescript. You fill in the blank. ____fest

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PostAug 02, 2007#12

Yeah, its too bad about the downtown event... I can't say I've even been there in 5 years.



But why the washers hating?!?!?! :wink:





I definitely want to check out the Soulard Fest... When is it?????

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PostAug 02, 2007#13

http://www.soulardoktoberfest.com/



GREAT CONCERTS ALL DAY ALL NIGHT !!! October 5,6, 7- 2007



good times, I went last year...

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PostAug 02, 2007#14

Probably not



Actually the Germans came here straight from Europe, kept Missouri in the Union, fought against slavery, established the St. Louis Symphony orchestra, gave us the a lot of the architecture that we still value today, established the Turnvereins and the network of armature athletic associates, built Concordia and Eden seminaries, built breweries and wineries and tried to establish all that was good with German society in the new world.



All of this can not be celebrated with a funel cake and Butch freaking Wax



In short the hoosier as we know him is a lost soul, yearning for the freedom and independence of self-sustained rural life, yet hemmed in to modern urban (or semi-urban) environment that frightens and confuses him forcing him to consume great deals of cheap beer, procreate often without understanding the consequences of those actions, yearn for the South in misguided search for individualism and identity, and listen to crappy classic rock and country. all of this in a vain attempt to free his very essence of being from the shackles of society that we impose on him, like decent haircuts and resisting the urge to remove ones shirt after beer 6 at the ballpark.



So you see its not him, its us. Embrace your inner hoosier. Drop the F bomb in a crowd of children, put a southern cross bumper sticker on your car, loose your job and blame it all on the gov’ment.



All-right now everyone "Sweet home Alabama….”



Well anyway that’s my dissertation, no really that was my dissertation, amazing what you can do for a masters these days


The Germans can do no wrong...



What's with the South bashing? The South doesn't have hoosiers, it has rednecks. It is completely different. Okay not completely different, but there is a difference.

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PostAug 02, 2007#15

The Central Scrutinizer wrote:I'll pass. For the same reason I don't go to the VP Fair either.


Want me to bring you back a funnel cake?

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PostAug 02, 2007#16

Beer City wrote:In short the hoosier as we know him is a lost soul, yearning for the freedom and independence of self-sustained rural life, yet hemmed in to modern urban (or semi-urban) environment that frightens and confuses him forcing him to consume great deals of cheap beer, procreate often without understanding the consequences of those actions, yearn for the South in misguided search for individualism and identity, and listen to crappy classic rock and country. all of this in a vain attempt to free his very essence of being from the shackles of society that we impose on him, like decent haircuts and resisting the urge to remove ones shirt after beer 6 at the ballpark.



So you see its not him, its us. Embrace your inner hoosier. Drop the F bomb in a crowd of children, put a southern cross bumper sticker on your car, loose your job and blame it all on the gov’ment.



All-right now everyone "Sweet home Alabama….”


:lol: :lol: :lol:

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PostAug 02, 2007#17

This is how most of our "cultural" celebrations turn out. Mardi Gras is the same way. Actaully I think Ribfest, Strassenfest, and Mardi Gras are all pretty much the same event, held at different times of the year.



I will agree that Oktoberfest in Soulard is a great event, it was a little too carnival-ized last year for my tastes, so I hope it's not heading down a similar path.

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PostAug 02, 2007#18

I think Beer City gets a HOF nod for that one.

PostAug 02, 2007#19

Bastiat wrote:
Probably not



Actually the Germans came here straight from Europe, kept Missouri in the Union, fought against slavery, established the St. Louis Symphony orchestra, gave us the a lot of the architecture that we still value today, established the Turnvereins and the network of armature athletic associates, built Concordia and Eden seminaries, built breweries and wineries and tried to establish all that was good with German society in the new world.



All of this can not be celebrated with a funel cake and Butch freaking Wax



In short the hoosier as we know him is a lost soul, yearning for the freedom and independence of self-sustained rural life, yet hemmed in to modern urban (or semi-urban) environment that frightens and confuses him forcing him to consume great deals of cheap beer, procreate often without understanding the consequences of those actions, yearn for the South in misguided search for individualism and identity, and listen to crappy classic rock and country. all of this in a vain attempt to free his very essence of being from the shackles of society that we impose on him, like decent haircuts and resisting the urge to remove ones shirt after beer 6 at the ballpark.



So you see its not him, its us. Embrace your inner hoosier. Drop the F bomb in a crowd of children, put a southern cross bumper sticker on your car, loose your job and blame it all on the gov’ment.



All-right now everyone "Sweet home Alabama….”



Well anyway that’s my dissertation, no really that was my dissertation, amazing what you can do for a masters these days


The Germans can do no wrong...



What's with the South bashing? The South doesn't have hoosiers, it has rednecks. It is completely different. Okay not completely different, but there is a difference.


As BC said, a hoosier is just a redneck trapped in a urban environ. He's much like his wild brethren, but confused and with slightly slower fight/flight reaction to things like soap, condoms, and mouthwash.

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PostAug 02, 2007#20

You guys are really harsh, I don't get it. I think the crowd at this event is pretty much average St. Louisans. Who would you rather see attend?

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PostAug 02, 2007#21

Nora wrote:You guys are really harsh, I don't get it. I think the crowd at this event is pretty much average St. Louisans.


Yeah, that's what we've been saying. :)

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PostAug 02, 2007#22

TheWayoftheArch wrote:
Bastiat wrote:
Probably not



Actually the Germans came here straight from Europe, kept Missouri in the Union, fought against slavery, established the St. Louis Symphony orchestra, gave us the a lot of the architecture that we still value today, established the Turnvereins and the network of armature athletic associates, built Concordia and Eden seminaries, built breweries and wineries and tried to establish all that was good with German society in the new world.



All of this can not be celebrated with a funel cake and Butch freaking Wax



In short the hoosier as we know him is a lost soul, yearning for the freedom and independence of self-sustained rural life, yet hemmed in to modern urban (or semi-urban) environment that frightens and confuses him forcing him to consume great deals of cheap beer, procreate often without understanding the consequences of those actions, yearn for the South in misguided search for individualism and identity, and listen to crappy classic rock and country. all of this in a vain attempt to free his very essence of being from the shackles of society that we impose on him, like decent haircuts and resisting the urge to remove ones shirt after beer 6 at the ballpark.



So you see its not him, its us. Embrace your inner hoosier. Drop the F bomb in a crowd of children, put a southern cross bumper sticker on your car, loose your job and blame it all on the gov’ment.



All-right now everyone "Sweet home Alabama….”



Well anyway that’s my dissertation, no really that was my dissertation, amazing what you can do for a masters these days


The Germans can do no wrong...



What's with the South bashing? The South doesn't have hoosiers, it has rednecks. It is completely different. Okay not completely different, but there is a difference.


As BC said, a hoosier is just a redneck trapped in a urban environ. He's much like his wild brethren, but confused and with slightly slower fight/flight reaction to things like soap, condoms, and mouthwash.


No, you're wrong. There are no hoosiers in the South. They are a midwest phenomenon. There are no hoosiers in the Northeast or west coast, either.



I still fail to see the connection between hoosiers and the Southern cross.

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PostAug 02, 2007#23

In short the hoosier as we know him is a lost soul, yearning for the freedom and independence of self-sustained rural life, yet hemmed in to modern urban (or semi-urban) environment


Huh; so that explains why they never cut their grass! :lol: :o

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PostAug 02, 2007#24

Bastiat wrote:
TheWayoftheArch wrote:
Bastiat wrote:

The Germans can do no wrong...



What's with the South bashing? The South doesn't have hoosiers, it has rednecks. It is completely different. Okay not completely different, but there is a difference.


As BC said, a hoosier is just a redneck trapped in a urban environ. He's much like his wild brethren, but confused and with slightly slower fight/flight reaction to things like soap, condoms, and mouthwash.


No, you're wrong. There are no hoosiers in the South. They are a midwest phenomenon. There are no hoosiers in the Northeast or west coast, either.



I still fail to see the connection between hoosiers and the Southern cross.


I am pretty sure we are all just joking

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PostAug 02, 2007#25

I still fail to see the connection between hoosiers and the Southern cross.


Hey, that one's easy. Hoosiers listen primarily to "classic rock."

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